I have been to tinbuckto. To Tiwan, Italy, Fance and more. But I have never never seen a purple cow or a bathroom so clean. My glasses they fogged as the bubbles flew over. I knew in a moment it must have been Rover. But that's not a name I have seen on your door. Is that Michael or Andie, passed out on the Floor. The bathroom can stay but the neighbor next door Has got to be lucky to have such good people living nearby. As crazy and funny and witty and nice as the Devos, Boggie, Sidney, Andie, Mike, and whatever the heck the cats name is. You people are the NEATEST! I am happy to know you!
（英语译为简体中文：我去过廷巴克图，去过台湾、意大利、法国，还有更多地方。但我从没、从没见过紫色的奶牛，也没见过这么干净的浴室。泡泡飞过时，我的眼镜起了雾。我一下就知道，那一定是 Rover。可你们门上，我没见过这个名字。倒在地板上不省人事的是 Michael，还是 Andie？浴室可以留下，但隔壁邻居真是幸运，附近住着这么好的人。像 Devos、Boggie、Sidney、Andie、Mike，还有那只叫什么来着的猫一样，疯狂、搞笑、机智又友善。你们实在太棒了！很高兴认识你们！）